• Re-education Camp Director: What's better than a big juicy steak?

Camp Detainees: Nothing is better than a big juicy steak!

Re-education Camp Director: And what's better than nothing?

Camp Detainees: A stale piece of bread is better than nothing!

Re-education Camp Director: Therefore a stale piece of bread is better than a big juicy steak.

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• Joe: You sent a man to a re-education camp for wearing glasses!

Thorne: The revolution is not yet perfect, I will concede that.

- from 'Land of the Blind'