30 raccoons, I could not take on bare-handed.

The rules are:

- The raccoons have rabies
- You can only wear a tank top and shorts
- You are drenched with female raccoon hormones before the fight
- The raccoons are all male and roughly 12-16 months old
- The raccoons will have one day of claw-to-hand combat training by experts before the fight.
- You will have one hour of counter-raccoon training.
- The arena is roughly the size of a basketball court, the ground is asphalt
- There are no weapons whatsoever
- You win if all raccoons are unconscious/dead, you lose if you are unconscious/dead.